Happy day of the assassination of the archduke Franz Ferdinand! :)
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
single, not sure how to mingle

My sister never cried
by reddit user aloneinthefray
When we were kids and she fell, scraping her knee, she would just giggle.
“I’mma get a band-aid, a pink one!” she said.
When her first long-term boyfriend dumped her, she laughed and offered me her arm as we made our way home.
“Guess this means we’re the hottest single chicks in school again.” she whispered gleefully into my ear, making me laugh, too.
…alright, that’s enough Sixpenceee for the night.
God damn
Holy shit
Im starting to cry
that last line fucked me up.
That was amazing!
“He just wit em look”
This is so innocent and pureLiterally one of my favorite recorded experiences in the entire universe.
someone: haha you know when you're in the group chat or hanging out in a group and--
me, leaning in so my lips touch the mic: I Have No Friends





